he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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