Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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