In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Randomize
