She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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