I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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