So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
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