Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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