y did u give ur computer a hand job?
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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