We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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