he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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