I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
last night I used snow as a chaser
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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