Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
She said her name was "party"
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
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