I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
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