found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
I am naked and annoyed.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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