I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Randomize
