i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
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