After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
I enjoy the company of your penis
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
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