We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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