THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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