David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
it's great music for shaving your balls
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
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