i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
Actions speak louder than pants.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
Randomize