I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
