Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Randomize
