btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
Green mimosas i think yes
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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