I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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