but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
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