i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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