I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
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