THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
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