I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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