Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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