The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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