I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
i think im in europe. pls send help
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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