Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
meet me or not, i'm out of control
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
Someone shattered a urinal.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
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