Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
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