You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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