porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
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