well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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