..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
We have so much sex to catch up on
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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