Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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