I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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