Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
What drink are we having for lunch?
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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