I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
She's the barista slut.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Dude, I totally just made my launch phrase on my new phone "Wingardium Leviosa" so that when people try it and it doesn't work I can say, "It's leveeOHsa, not leveeoh-SA."
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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