Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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