chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I checked into jail on foursquare
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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