..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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