can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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