i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Randomize
