Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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