We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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