I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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