We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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