I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
Randomize
