There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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