Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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