yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
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