By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
My apartment stinks of burning failure
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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